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That's it.

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They're all coming.

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I'm sorry he's just excited because he's
having a reunion with his college jazz

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band.

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All four jazz tones will be together
again after 25 years.

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Apparently he's still excited.

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Dick, will this reunion be a bunch of
grown men carrying on like college kids?

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If we're lucky.

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You know, some of the wildest times I've
ever had in my life were with the Jazz

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Tones.

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One time, Sheik and I... Sheik?

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Yeah, he was a real, real lady killer.

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You know, when he played his sax and did
his pelvic thrust, well... Honey,

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just remember that you're married, okay?

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Anyway, one time, Sheik and I took
Hogg... Hold it.

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Someone actually let you call him Hogg?

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Well, what else are you going to call a
guy who, on a bet, scarfed down five

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pizzas, a rack of ribs, two dozen
donuts, and a bicycle seat?

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What did Sheik and Hogg call you?

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Slats.

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Must be a zany story behind that.

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Well, I always wanted a nickname, and we
just made that one up.

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But, I mean, if you want to talk
crazy... Our piano player was the

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king of the looms.

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I mean, he was a natural leader of men.
He could get a food fight started at the

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Vatican.

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I almost don't want to know what you
called him.

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Phil.

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Well, he was beyond nicknames.

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Wait till you see his entrance. He may
come in swinging on a rope. He may come

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down the chimney.

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You may find him buck naked in our
shower.

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Dick. Are you still closing the inn next
weekend because your annoying friends

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from college are coming?

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Uh, no.

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Then I'm going to go to Boston to get
away from them. No, you're not.

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You'll still have to wait on Dick's
friends.

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Oh, Poe.

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Hi, all.

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With an extra kiss -kiss to one in
particular.

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Please let it be me.

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I was referring to my wonder wench.

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Save it, Michael.

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We can't go to Boston. I'm about as
depressed as I get.

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Would a fancy lunch and an afternoon of
compliments cheer you up?

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Yeah.

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Boy, do we know how to cope with crises?

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As long as we're together, you'll never
catch us throwing away money on

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analysis.

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Yeah, you're the mental health poster
kids.

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One thing before you go. I'm having a
slight negative cash flow problem. Could

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you see yourself clear to make me liquid
again?

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Sure, go in the kitchen and hop in the
blender.

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Need I explain? I meant cash.

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Michael, I don't want to let money mess
up this great relationship that we have.

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Kiss, kiss.

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Hi, Michael.

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George.

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You and I are close friends, aren't we?

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No.

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I like you, but we really don't spend
enough time together to be considered

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close. Yeah, well, but we have a
relationship, you and I. Not really.

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We never go anywhere together.

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We don't have a single thing in common.

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Right. And you wouldn't be able to lend
me $500 until next week.

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Sure.

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Why not? I trust you.

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George, I think you and I are going to
be great friends.

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You mean we'll have long talks and go
places together?

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Well, let's not OD on each other.

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Excuse me, maybe you didn't see the sign
outside. We're closed this weekend.

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Clats!

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Hog? Sheik?

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Sheik?

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Oh, sure, sure. You know, I was just
fooling around.

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Same old slats. You haven't changed a
bit.

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Well, you haven't either.

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Slats? I've lost 120 pounds.

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Except for that.

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And I've started to get a little bald
spot on top.

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Really?

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Is Phil here yet? No. Oh, great.

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We got here in time for his entrance.
Have you checked the shower?

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My friend and handyman, George.

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George, this is Al Sheik -Fraser, and
this is Walter Hogg Ambrose. Oh, I've

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heard so much about you guys.

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Dick said when you were together, a
minute never went by without something

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happening.

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Well, I guess we better get the rest of
our luggage. Oh, that's okay.

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I'll take care of it.

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So far, they've been a letdown, Dick.

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Oh, this is my wife, Joanna.

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Here they are, Sheik and Hogg.

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Nice try, Dick.

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Hi, Hogg.

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Hi, Sheik.

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Dick told me you guys are always fooling
around like this.

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No, really, I'm Sheik, he's Hogg. Oh,
stop.

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Honey, we're not kidding.

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Oh, sorry.

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got a weekend planned. What do you want
to do first? Eat, drink, or swing from

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the rafters? I'd like to take a nap.

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Oh, that's a good idea.

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You're serious?

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Well, sure, sure. You know, I'm going to
get some rest, but be down here for

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dinner because we're cooking up a real
gut buster. Oh, yeah, well, that reminds

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me. Here is a list of my dietary
requirements.

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I can't eat anything that's difficult to
digest.

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I'll show you to your rooms.

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Well, I hope there's a phone in mine.

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I gotta call my wife.

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Oh, tell me about the missus. She must
be some knockout to a corral, does she?

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Oh, not now, Slats. I was supposed to
call her ten minutes ago.

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I gotta hurry before the grace period
ends.

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Are they a couple of crazy nut buckets
or what?

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Here, let me help you with that.

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What's in here, anyway?

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It's a brand -new color TV with remote
control and stereo sound. Michael bought

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it for me.

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Oh.

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Oh, he did. Well, uh, gee, it must be
your birthday or something.

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No, he bought it for my favorite reason,
because I saw it and went... George,

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will you hook it up to the antenna for
me?

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Uh, sweet knees, let's not impose on
George now. He can hook it up tomorrow.

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Isn't he considerate?

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Where are you going, George?

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Up to my room to watch my old fuzzy
black and white mono TV with no remote

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control.

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Kind of a cynical old guy, isn't he?

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Well, Slats, that was a terrific meal.
Yeah, my special diet sure didn't cramp

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Joanna's cooking.

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Yeah, Joanna could always, uh...

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Make up a mean platter of rice and
strained pears.

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It's too bad it's not sitting too well.

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I think I overdid it on the milk.

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Yeah, I was gonna say something.

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Remember the time that Phil rode the
swivel chair?

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One of those there.

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Anthropon, stomach relaxer.

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You ever tried diazodine?

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I use it for my back spasms. Sure, I
always carry some.

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But you know what's really good? Guys,
why don't we just set out a buffet?

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Come on, guys. What do you do for fun
these days?

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You know, I've gotten into something a
little crazy.

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Yeah? Model railroading.

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You have these little buildings and
trees, even tiny people.

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And if you're not careful... that train
can go flying off that track and doing a

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whole mess of damage.

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That's a... That's a big responsibility.

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Well, uh, I tried a bunch of home
hobbies.

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And then I felt I needed something more.

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Something to get me out of the house and
into the world.

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All right, Sheik.

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So I joined a gardening club.

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This was fun.

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Well, the only thing that can top this
is to play some music.

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But Phil's not here yet. Yeah, but he
will be. And if he walks through that

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naked, he's going to want something to
dance to.

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All right, let's give it a go.

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Good. I can't wait to hear you guys
play. Dick was always telling me how

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the band was.

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Okay, let's try the start of something
big.

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Okay, Cheek, make the tell this talk.

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I'm back.

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Oh, dear. Cheek.

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First my stomach, now Cheek's back.

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This crazy weekend of yours is going to
kill us.

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I'll be okay.

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Okay, that's it. I'm going to find out
what's keeping Phil. It's still early on

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the coast. Maybe his office knows where
he is. I'll be okay. Somebody please

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reach in my pocket and give me two blues
and one yellow.

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Hello, I'm calling about Phil Bradley.
We're having a reunion in Vermont.

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Could you tell him to hurry on down? We
need a massive injection of silly.

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I see.

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When?

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Thank you.

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Well, when's he going to get here?

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Oh, it could be a while.

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Phil died three weeks ago.

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You still can't sleep?

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No.

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Well, honey, losing a friend is tough.

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Yeah, but that's...

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Even though Phil's dead, I mean, he's
still the liveliest member of the Jazz

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Toms.

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Dick, don't say that.

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Joanna, people I remember as total wild
men have gotten bald, henpecked, and

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think gardening is living on the edge.

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Well, Dick, everybody gets older.

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I'm better at this wide awake.

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I want to face it, my glory days are
behind me.

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I remember when I used to climb stairs
two at a time.

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Now it's one by one.

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Soon I'll need one of those little
chairs right up the banister.

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Honey, you're forgetting the positive
things about getting older.

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You have security, accomplishments.

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With this...

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Maybe I'd better go back to bed.

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What's this all about, Sweat? Yeah,
getting up before eight screws up my

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regularity.

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Just because Phil is gone doesn't mean
it's all over for the jazz tomes.

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You're not going to make us play again.

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No, but we have to do something.

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What?

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Anything.

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Wouldn't you like to do something that
made you feel like... like you did in

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old days, something wild and insane?

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Well, would our insurance cover it?

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You're missing the point.

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Listen, if you don't do it for me, do it
for Phil, in honor of

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what he meant to us.

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Well, what kind of thing do you want to
do?

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Anything. I mean, you guys decide, as
long as it's wild and exciting.

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I was thinking of something with a
little more of an element of risk.

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Let's eat Mexican.

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I don't think you've got the right
spirit yet. Think danger, risk, water

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Keeping in mind we're in Vermont in
winter.

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Slipping! Wait, but he had tobogganing.
Really?

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Yeah, it's perfect. It's exhilarating,
it's exciting, and there's a place just

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few miles from here.

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You know, I feel nuttier already. Me
too.

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The jazz tones are back in action.

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I'll bring plenty of antacids in case we
stop for food. Yeah.

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We want to take a run.

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You guys look kind of old for this sort
of thing.

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Hey, we're the jazz tones.

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Jazz tones?

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Meet the Widowmaker.

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Will you put those away?

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Okay, you start right here on Whiplash
Way.

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Then you hit parallel. point, shoot into
the slingshot, and then slip under

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guillotine bridge.

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It'd help if you ducked there.

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That sounds good.

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For a start.

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You are the jazz tone.

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Okay, what's your pleasure?

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Lightning, rocket, or pokey?

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Lightning.

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Flats. Pokey sounds kind of cute.

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It got its name when someone took a
branch in the eye.

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Lightning it is.

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Slats, this is dangerous.

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They wouldn't let you do this if it were
dangerous.

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You'll have to sign this waiver.

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We fully release the management from all
liability for any death or injury,

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including but not limited to the loss of
limbs.

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And or head.

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Yeah, we had to add that last one.

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Our heads!

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All right, so there's an element of
risk.

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But that's the whole point.

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To do something daring. Something that
lets us know we're alive.

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And dying's gonna do that?

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My wife married me for my looks.

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She'll kill me if what's left winds up
on a tree.

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Listen, guys, if you chicken out now,
you'll have to admit to yourselves that

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you're old and old is less.

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We can admit that.

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Old is less.

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Okay. Can we go now?

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Guys.

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For Phil.

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bump into you here, I would have brought
the money I owe you.

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Oh, that's okay.

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It'll keep.

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Thanks.

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Boy, if you ever open a bank, you can
count on a lot of loan business from

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guy.

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My car is gone.

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You're kidding. What did it look like?
You know my car, George. It's a red mint

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condition Turbo Z.

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Did it have a distinctive...

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Where did you get that?

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Same place I got this.

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My custom -spoked hubcap with curb
cutters.

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You took the pine tree and hubcaps off
my car?

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Among other things.

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Oh, no.

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One of those things from the engine.

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George, I want those back, and I want
them now.

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Well, they are yours, Michael.

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For $500.

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expect me to pay $500 for a deodorant, a
hubcap, and a smudgy black thing?

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Well, maybe not.

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But what if I threw in one of these?

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Forget it. I don't need any of those
things.

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Now, where's the rest of my car?

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In the garage.

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Of course, if you drive without a door,
you could freeze to death.

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But then you'd warm up as soon as the
engine explodes.

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you a check. Fine.

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We'll go to the bank and cash it.

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You better take my car.

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Well, let me tell you something, George.
This is the last time I ever borrow

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money from you.

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I know.

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You did a dangerous thing like that
without telling me first?

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Damn right.

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That's what you get when you marry a
jazz tone.

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What a ride!

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That was the greatest 20 feet of my
life.

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You only went 20 feet?

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Careening wildly.

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We were thrown off the course at the
first curve and we crashed.

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head, headlong into this snowbank.

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Yeah, it was like running right into a
big comforter.

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Yeah, only we didn't know that until we
careened wildly into it.

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Yeah, it was, uh, it was scary.

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Yeah, but exciting.

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Oh, look at this.

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I was supposed to call my wife 27
minutes ago.

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Could someone help me to the couch? I
don't think I can walk it. Oh, my God.

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While you guys have been celebrating,
this man is obviously hurt. Oh, no, no,

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no. This had nothing to do with the
toboggan.

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Afterwards, we did something that took
even more guts.

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We ate Mexican.

